

Just like so many things in life, I realize that I’m never going to be able to do it justice through my words, so this is the best you’re going to get. I’ve spent the past week trying to wrap my head around my experience, and hoping to find the words to convey its enormity. I’ve never been one to write race reports, but then again, I’ve never raced something like the Barkley Marathons. Over 11 years, only six runners have ever completed the race.My training log entry the day before the 2018 Barkley Marathons read: “Once that cigarette is lit, I’m going to race my little brains out. No one even finished - which is not unusual. So who won the main Barkley Marathons race this year? No one. This year, the organizer put one of the books at the mouth of a rattlesnake hole. The competitor must tear a page out of each of them to prove he or she was really there. Runners are handed a crude map that pinpoints the location of nine or more books placed along the way. Only first aid posts are two unmanned water stations, six or more hours apart. In the way lie briers and thorns, fallen logs, blood-sucking bugs called chiggers, babbling brooks that can change to raging torrents in thunderstorms, and the occasional snake. In each of the five laps, contestants face 13 separate climbs totaling 3,000 meters. The course, which skirts a mountainous park in the southern state of Tennessee, sends runners over dirt roads, high-grass meadows, flinty inclines, and thickets that must be hacked clear to get through. That sounds grueling, you say, but maybe not unbearable for someone who's really fit The featured race involves five trips around the same course two of them run in reverse! Each 32-kilometer leg must be completed in 12 hours or less, or you're disqualified. It's the "Barkley Marathons," marathons, plural, because each year there are two events: one covering 160 perilous kilometers, and a "fun run" of a mere 100 kilometers or so. You've probably heard of long footraces that require great stamina, called "marathons." But these 42-kilometer-long races are what Americans call a "piece of cake" compared to what one newspaper describes as "the world's most daunting footrace."
